Sexi, ligero, antibalas, supersónico!*
"So I'm cruising at 7,000 feet, I'm over the Bund, the lights of Shanghai are glittering below me, and a Chinese Air Force J-811 Interceptor pulls up alongside me and wants to know what the hell I am and what I'm doing in the People's Airspace. And we could have had a nice conversation too. If only he could have pulled Mach 3. Zài jiàn, sucker. Adiós!"
Introducing Ynes's Bot Armor by Chris Parrish from Third Degree. This all-new, astonishingly sexy, super-premium armor is custom-fit to hug Ynes's™ every long-legged curve, but will break hearts when worn by V4.2 out of the box. Made of a radical new titanium/carbon composite, it weighs in at only 17 pounds 4 ounces, yet it can stop bullets and fly thousands of miles at supersonic speeds.
Ynes's Bot Armor comes in two sexy flavors, killer chrome and butt-kickin' black. Each style has a cowl, helmet and visor to match, as well as a pair of custom electromagnetic holsters for her famous gun, 'La Tormenta'™.
Experience 3D to the Third Degree™. Let Ynes's Bot Armor stiffen your runtime today!
*Translation: "Sexy, lightweight, bulletproof, supersonic!"